I am currently heading towards the SYSTEM FAILURE phase of Allie Brosh's Productivity vs. Level of Responsibility graph.
Sadly, I still have things to do.
You should absolutely click on that link and read the comic. One of the comments says "This isn't funny. This is just my life. sigh. A.D.D." -- but it is funny because it is just my life.
(I'm oddly comforted by all the comments from people with kids who say they're still like this. It makes me feel like maybe, having ADD doesn't totally disqualify me from parenthood.)